moanies

So today i got paid £100 for my JOBSEEKERSALLOWENCELOLOLIMAJAKE

my mother wants me to pay her £40 :'(

I have only one option; to kill her.

Think about this, you can kill her with any of the following objects... how would u do it? where would u do it?

1. a cat
2. a dog
3. a rabbit

I myself would treat the cat badly for about a year until it got very angry then i would unleash it onto my mother.