Megan Airline

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moanies

So today i got paid £100 for my JOBSEEKERSALLOWENCELOLOLIMAJAKE

my mother wants me to pay her £40 :'(

I have only one option; to kill her.

Think about this, you can kill her with any of the following objects... how would u do it? where would u do it?

1. a cat
2. a dog
3. a rabbit

I myself would treat the cat badly for about a year until it got very angry then i would unleash it onto my mother.

Brotherly love.

Two brothers on ventrillo talking to each other when they are about 1 meter away from each other. so cute.

T in the park is a scam.

The real action is at coffee in the park.

Over the past few days i have noticed the recent speakings of an event called T in the park, a short summary would be a terrible lineup of sellout bands having tea in a park with a bunch of retards willing to pay money to see this.

Here are some highlights that i actually liked;

Tumblr is for hipsters

Bitch wat u b sayin bout blogspot tumblr is for faggots and hipsters anyway.