Goldman

The meaning of life; Get wasted or die trying.

Brutal scene kids hunting people down.

"Why the fuck is he still haven the last laugh? Swear to fuck, if only i was a boy, idve got something done about it by now. Lazy bastarts, sort him the fuck out & soon."




brutal as FUQ

If I really was the person she was talking about I would run to the hills.








Both pictures related.

What is going on

So...right now(in my life) there is many things going on including this



I really dont enjoy talking about it to be honest but my dog was infected with "Aids" on a recent travel to south africa to meat one of the singers in die antwoord



they sort of remind me of myself in my childhood.

Q - What animal would u choose to be able to hear in perfect english
A - ???!?1/11/1/1 ? wat u men

Megan Airline

pic not related.

moanies

So today i got paid £100 for my JOBSEEKERSALLOWENCELOLOLIMAJAKE

my mother wants me to pay her £40 :'(

I have only one option; to kill her.

Think about this, you can kill her with any of the following objects... how would u do it? where would u do it?

1. a cat
2. a dog
3. a rabbit

I myself would treat the cat badly for about a year until it got very angry then i would unleash it onto my mother.

Brotherly love.

Two brothers on ventrillo talking to each other when they are about 1 meter away from each other. so cute.

T in the park is a scam.

The real action is at coffee in the park.

Over the past few days i have noticed the recent speakings of an event called T in the park, a short summary would be a terrible lineup of sellout bands having tea in a park with a bunch of retards willing to pay money to see this.

Here are some highlights that i actually liked;

Tumblr is for hipsters

Bitch wat u b sayin bout blogspot tumblr is for faggots and hipsters anyway.

Rubicon Mango

lots of people wonder how Rubicon Mango is made and there is hundreds of different explanations which explain deeper on how its created, the one which makes the most sense too me is as follows;


NASA have had an ongoing web programme for the past 30 years traveling to the sun and back to extract the excotic goodness that is rubicon mango.

there is no ordinary mango's used in it only %100 pure sun extracted mango.

if you have any further questions please do no hesitate to contact me.

Being an arsehole gets me blocked on facebook

Today in college i was simply going about my own business reading about other peoples business when i suddenly thought to myself, HEY IMMA TAG SOME PHOTOS BITCHEZ.


So what i done was i started to look for some photos, maybe i got some tags wrong and tagged people who weren't actually in the photo just beacause it was funny but i still dont see why the outcome of this should be getting removed as a friend.

i think over 5 people have removed me this week and im still counting.

Simple task; Spot the difference

Image number #1




Image number #2

Russia, the man under the mask

Some people might wonder why i've linked this picture which isn't really related to anything else on this whole blog.

you could call it a quiz or something along those lines and the prize is my respect.

Here is a clue.

Old people having facebook

This is a very controversial subject on if old people should or shouldn't have Facebook. i cant say i have a true opinion on it just because i couldn't actually care less who had it or not.

But it does make for some pretty epic lulz.




Corrie Watson is his Gran.
Gary Watson is his dad.

Sup fresh its our turn baby.

Several annoying/funny things.

Okay today on facebook AGAIN i was looking through the notifications to find some very disturbing things first of which was a comparrison done by one of my friends.

"OMG PRIMARK WAS LIKE A VOLCANO TODAY TOO COLD!!!"

im not going to say who it was but if you have a brain you can easily work it out by narrowing a few things down.

1. Who would work in primark?
2. Who would compare primark to a FUCKING VOLACNO?
3. Who would use 3 explanation marks?
4. Who would tell people the most useless information you can think of?
5. Who is asian?

I was just looking at the interwebs feeling a little bit intrigued about volcanos and i found a nice little picture.





As you can see this is a clear representation that primark IS like a volcano and you should avoid it at all times possible.

The muffin man?

Okay the other week i face just on facebook as a normal person with a boring life and nothing better to do, would do.

and i came across something you would never imagine.

im not going to say much about this other than the fact that everybody should HIDE THERE MUFFINS this guy is serious about what he does and he will take your muffins and you cannot stop him.

PS. i have several more pictures of the muffin man contact me personally to see them.

Jamie Bunch is STUPID.

Today as i walked into college at nine in the morning i walked up the stairs to see the most pathetic sight.

Jamie Bunch playing a nintendo DS - LIGHT


The strange thing is that the exact same thing happend the other week with the outcome being a little different... last week he had a nintendo DSI.


As you can see the difference is basically not even noticeable unless ofcourse you have the same size of brain as lets say.. a cat.




as i finally build up the courage to ask him why he didnt have his nintendo dsi anymore without the risk of getting the nearest object thrown at my face he came up with a reason, and i quote.

"I exchanged it beacause ma cheat pack doesnt work with it"

Not to mention the improved DS has features such as

Brighter screens, controllable brightness
Wifi
Larger screens (DS games are upscaled without any image distortion)
Slightly thinner, but also wider
Built in Opera browser (very minimalistic; basically the addon for older DS built in)
DSi Shop - Similar to Wii Shop Channel
Firmer buttons, buttons don't stick out as much
Two cameras
Photo editor/viewer
Games can be switched out while the system is on and in the main menu
SD card slot
Music player
No GBA slot, so no rumble support or Guitar Hero
Grainy texture


BUT WHO HONESTLY CARES IF YOU CAN CHEAT?